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captainarlert:

I like shipping the cheerful one with the grumpy one

(via dipperfromspoopyfarm)





caninevillain:

i remember i took latin in high school and the first latin textbook had stories about the same family and characters and it talked about their lives and stuff so youd get attached to them and then in the final story mount vesuvius erupted and they all fucking died

(Source: kidouyuuto, via thespookparadehasdied)





rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

(via thespookparadehasdied)





bandanabeth:

You did it.
You made it.
It’s Friday and you made it through another week of school and work and all that other not fun stuff
Go you! Why not have a nap and a good dessert? You deserve it.

(via thespookparadehasdied)





supernatural-mishamigo:

vvaddles:

theselener:

vvaddles:

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

whats a matter baby

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

I did not see that coming

(via thespookparadehasdied)





A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

(Source: hyvel, via thespookparadehasdied)